Sapienthologist speaks at Quincinera

A few days ago, I donned a more human disguise (See earlier posts regards my ability to change my appearance) and went to a Quincinera, which is a 15th birthday celebration of the coming of age of a human female. After a brief ceremony at a Baptist Church which included a communion type ritual, the family and friends went to a dance party. At this event, held in a Masonic Lodge, I was asked to and gave the traditional toast.

What a break for a Sapienthologist to see the religious and dancing ceremonies of young women. I am wondering if my toast captured the human perspective and have decided to print it here. If anyone feels that I missed the saucer because of my off-world perspective in this speech. Please let me know. As this is a speech, it may read best spoken aloud...

"Tonight we are here to honor and recognize the coming of age of Kayla G--- W---,
Daughter of Vivian, Granddaughter of Gloria, Great grandaugher of Mary, Great great granddaugher of Refugia and way back, down the generations, mothers and daughters, back to Africa and Lucy and beyond. This is a special event marking your move into womanhood, Kayla.

"Quincineras are special. But there are other cultures that mark the transition from childhood to adulthood. There are tribes that give their young females a cooking pot, a coconut and a stone. And send them to a small deserted island for a few days to contemplate their approaching maturity.

"Or maybe I am thinking of an episode of Survivor.

"Anyway, today, Kayla, we welcome you to your new status as a young adult. Your world is forever changed. Tomorrow you will begin to make more of your own choices as you take over the responsibility for your own welfare.

"For that's what adults do - they take care of themselves. And when school starts again, you won't need to be told to do your homework. You will choose to do it, because it is in your own self-interest.

"And tomorrow your chores will disappear. To be replaced by duties. Now you will chose to clean you room and wash dishes and all those other things, not because you are told to, but because your are taking on the responsibility for your family's welfare. And that's what adults do - they take care of others.

"But don't fret this adult stuff too much. It takes years to reach full adulthood. There is a learning curve. In fact, there are those amongst us tonight who are still very childish sometimes.

"And I think you know who I mean...

"Those of use who are older than you, Kayla, know the joys & sorrows, burdens & freedoms that await you. Don't be afraid to listen to us sometimes and seek our advise - adults do that, too.

"Daughter survive!

"Because of the nature of this universe - there has never been a time and space like this one now. You are taking another step on your personal journey through life that is special and unique. Kayla, you are special and unique. But look around here - you are not alone.

"With love. Everybody, to Kayla!"

I did some dancing, too. Although I miss the music of my home world.